Cocoa Beach's Local Dating Service

Hi there everyone! My name is Tony. I am a rare breed, I am honest! I am hard working! Very outspoken and not too gay...LOL I am not your average gay guy!! I love the out doors, I love the beach, I love backcountry backpacking, pretty much anything outside, Iâ??m your guy! I am very single and looking for someone to spend some time with; someone that can carry on a conversation that does not start with what is your penis size,

I am a very driven person that has big plans for my life. I am very well on my way I have a great career and I love it. I have my own place, my own car and I am looking for someone that is my equal, NOT someone without a car without a job, I am not looking for a LEACH. Been there done that, lesson learned the fourth time around.... Hey I am a pretty simple guy that just wants to meet some cool layed back people...

http://www.myspace.com/Tony0004

<<tonydross80@yahoo.com>> this is my e-mail address you'll need my e-mail address to get into my profile...

Basically I'm a laid back guy who likes to take it easy. I enjoy going out but I don't mind staying in either. Im always down for new things and meeting new people. I work out and like to stay fit. I like to ride my bike and hit he beach whenever I get a chance. Im pretty easy going. I can have a good time no matter what Im doing. I'm just looking for someone similar.

Beach kid thats super outgoing and fun. Never turn down a good time lifes to short!

My random life,

Ok so here it is, I am originaly from FL. but do not know how to change my location yet. I am residing in richmond VA, but now I have nothing except my car and my phone really. No money or place to stay. If you know of anyone who can help me out or maybe you could help, please get in touch the number is---- (three two one)three zero five, eight nine four zero----- thankyou so much! In exchange for a place to crash or something, I can cook,clean or do some yard work or something. I am extremelly versatile. Ok so a lil about myself, I am a caring and compassionate person, and try to lie/love life to the fullest even though i am not the most lucky person on the planet. So anyways other than that get back at me but use my number if you whant to catch me better, because I have limited internet recources.

i like to read..watch movies..cook...people...
i don't like people who lie..i don't like to lie
i'm origanally from germany (born and raised ).so if i have alot of mistakes in my writing forgive me. i came to the U.S. in 1997..i lived in albany new york..now i live in florida..i would like to meet people and maybe find love one day..

Hey, What's up? Just checking this thing out and looking for some new friends and maybe more. Im originally from Parkersburg, WV. I joined the Air Force right after high school. I was stationed at Cannon AFB in Clovis, NM for 3 years as an F-16 Crew Chief. I left Active Duty and moved to Daytona Beach to go to college and joined the Reserves in Homestead, FL. After 3 years and a deployment to Iraq, it was time for a career change. I decided to cross-train to be a Flight Engineer and joined the Combat Rescue Squadron at Patrick AFB in Cocoa Beach, FL. It was a good move on my part. I enjoy my career a lot and I cant wait to deploy again and start rescueing people.

For my personal life, I like to do just about anything. I am an outdoors person. I enjoy sports, camping, hiking, hunting, going to the beach, swimming, running, and just being active. Im saving up for a Harley and I hope that i will have one by July. Thats about it for now. I do more than what I've just listed but I just dont feel like putting everything down.

hello ladies! i just moved to cocoa beach for a job.im finding it kinda hard to meet new people!im at work 50 hours a week soo thats probably why! uhh i have a house with a pool!

Well first off thanks for checking my profile out. I was born in brevard county. I grew up in port st John. Now I live in cocoa beach. I love the outdoors. I am very active. I run daily. I try to enjoy life and live it to the fullest! I like saving sum stuff for when we actually meet lol. I don't believe words can describe everything about a person!

I'm 29, lived in Cocoa Beach for less than 2 years, work for a local magazine, use computers for fun and business, listen to a crazy amount of music from almost every style, love drinking coffee daily, enjoy swimming and windsurfing, taking photos with my DSLR, and traveling when I can. I'm checking this okcupid thing out because I don't have much to lose and perhaps there is someone local (<10 miles) I could hang out with. I have a few great friends, but I'm open to meeting people informally and without any preconceived notions - except what you divulge in your profile ;)

I am a musician and magician. When I'm not performing I am working in my studio. I love having a good time but it's important for me to stay focused on my ambitions. I am addicted to claw machines and the occasional pinball machine. I love playing poker and try to have poker parties whenever I can. I love animals of all kinds and would probably have a petting zoo if I could have my way.

How do I describe myself? I don't like this portion of the profile. I am a huge sports fan and love to play sports. I'm a software engineer. I am hard working and love learning new things. i have an open mind to almost anything. I am some what spontaneous, fun, energetic, honest, loyal, and a really good friend to those who value my friendship.

I keep in shape but Iâ??m not an exercise nut. I surf every day possible, play tennis and do some novice level yoga. Iâ??m not into the gym, running or weightlifting. So pick up basketball game yesâ?¦ 15k fun run no.

I have a great profession that I love and loves me back, but I am not a workaholic. I spend around 2/3rds of the year working and 1/3 goofing off. A large part of what I do takes place in Central America so I spend around 1/3rd of my time down there. A traveling companion who smells nice and has soft skin would be a blessing.

I speak English, advanced Spanish and beginner Frenchâ?¦ you should do the same.

I have great friends, we have great times and do great things. Travel, concerts, sporting events, charity functions, art shows, you name it. If you like sitting around watching tv then perhaps Wink Martindale is your guy.

Although I see a need for New York and have been there a few timesâ?¦ I like beaches, rain forests and drinks with little umbrellas. I can handle Yankee weather and massive urban settings for only brief periods of time.

My children are older and I have absolutely no desire to have any others. I love kids but my fondness to be childlike on my own makes me a poor roll model.

I accept all peopleâ?¦ how they live their lives, what they want to believe, who they want to sleep with and what they want to put in, on or around their own bodies. We are all Godâ??s children.

If the Mayans are right and the world is going to end in 2012, wouldnâ??t you rather have fun before we all make our exit?

Live in Cocoa Beach. Moved to Florida from Pittsburgh Pa. where I was in the bar business for 25 years. Have been in real estate for 11 years specializing in commercial transactions. I do not do residential sales. I am a pilot, a SCUBA diver, a boater (Pontoon, canoe and kayak), a biker (Honda Goldwing and Honda Valkyrie) and a skydiver. I work hard and play harder. Anything goes between two consenting adults. I set my own schedule most of the time and I reply to all inquiries. I belong to several groups including Moose, Masons and Shrine. Active in numerous real estate groups. Phone calls appreciated 536 3030

Denny

Hi, my name is Pamela and I am a wild and adventurous kind of person! I am kinda shy when you first meet me, but once we get into a good conversation, I open up. I can become loud sometimes. I love to laugh and make other laugh. If you're not in the greatest moods or you're sick, I can make a person just perk up with one of my stupid jokes. I love water sports! Water tubing, snorkling, jet skiing, etc. Anything that has to do with the water and me in it, that fun to me. I am also a fishing girl, who loves to go salt water fishing. I have some fish stories up my sleeves, and I am not afraid to gut a fish! I do have a son. He is 3 years old, and the light of my life. Not looking for a daddy for him because he has one, just looking for someone who wouldn't mind adding him into the picture! I lost over 60lbs and I don't mind showing the before & after picture. Love the gym!

I don't believe that a self-summary is an accurate depiction of a person, however, for the sake of argument I'll try. I am fond of great food and drink; this does not necessarily mean I glutton or an alcoholic. I feel like I am a personable person, who likes to write, and has a hard time describing himself. I've lived in NY most of my life and miss it very much.

I've attended many different colleges and universities. I've been a culinary, liberal arts, and an English Major. I prefer the English Major. Now, I feel like perusing something a bit more technical. I'll attend a local university or college to dabble in chemistry.

As for work, well, lets just say that it is something that I can enjoy. I don't like to talk about what I do, if I can help it. I monitor networks; there is nothing too exciting about that.

just checking stuff out this site,, something to do,, mb meet some cool people,love reggea,, traveling ,,poetry,, sprituality,, hanging out around town,,beach,, fishing,,,reading,,,

The name's Tim. I'm 22 years old. I love computers. I'm a big PC gamer. I also play Soccer once every week with my friends, once every week when I have the time. I'm not that good but I also love to watch it as well. I am so layed back. this is how my life is all the time. One more thing, I love helping people. There is only one thing I really care about in my Job. My life is really simple! If you are any were near how my life is, by all means message me, and maybe something great will come out of this. =-)

Okay, I have issues. I promise, you do too though. Is it good or bad to be upfront with this fact from the very beginning? You want to know what really matters? I try to be a good person.

I know I don't always succeed. Failure does as much to define a person as success. You know, I'm looking over that little bit and it just strikes me as the type of thing you'd see in a Dear Abby article. Apparantly I've become lame in my old age.

I am single and have been since 92. I have raised my sons to both be independent and both have good jobs and make me proud of them. I am looking for a friend to continue this journey in life with. I work long hard hours but wish to spent my free time with one great guy. Are you the one?

I'm 22 years old and am finding out exactly what it is I want to do. I'm a nerd/geek whatever you want to call me, I'm not ashamed of my intellectual ways. I fit not a single stereotype of those groups. I live in Merritt Island and its awesome.

While youâ??re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and itâ??s HIGHLY likely theyâ??re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

I moved from NJ to Fl shortly after 911..I was too close the city and felt thne and still do that NY will have another attack of some kind. I sold my company and called my daughter to take whatever she wanted out of my home...the rest went to the Salvation Army. I haven't missed NJ for one minute..I love living in FL...I walk on the beach everyday (I live beachside)

Well to start I think I'll give a short background description. I have lived in the Cincinnati area the majority of my life. After graduating from the University of Louisville, I moved down to Florida to work at the Kennedy Space Center. So far I have enjoyed the beach life and have been taking up new hobbies such as (surfing, volleyball etc.) to keep myself occupied.

What type of person am I looking for? In short I am looking for someone that I can relate to and trust. I am looking for someone that is similar to my friends and family back at home. Not that it is a deal breaker, but I would prefer someone with no tattoos or body piercings. I enjoy having fun and going to the occasional party, but at the same time I know how to be responsible. I want someone that is self motivated and works hard to achieve the goals they set for themselves; someone that has their own furture planned out. Above all else, I am looking for someone that I can trust. I believe that openness and honesty is the most important attribute in a potential partner. I strive to be up front and honest with everyone I am with.

As I said before, I am new to this area and am trying to meet more people. Although I am ultimately seeking a long term relationship, I am not planning on jumping into one right away. I feel that finding the right person will take time, and that when I meet them I will know it. I am not a fan of leading people on, or wasting somebody's time. I want to be a positive influence with everyone I meet.

I feel like this covers the basics. The best way to get to know someone is to spend time with them. If you are interested in making a quick friend, just send me a message.

After living in Florida on and off for the past few years, I've recently moved down to Florida permanently for my job at the space center after graduating from college in Chicago. I enjoy doing pretty much anything, whether it's hiking or biking outdoors, going to the beach, or just hanging out and relaxing with some friends. I have a good sense of humor, and try to sit back and enjoy the little things in life.

how do i contain my disdain,
while negative connotations flood my brain?
i'm on the fence about this whole deal.

all i really want to do
is have a picnic in a cemetery,
where the feeling's lust, not scary
and we are the liveliest of the group.

and we lay on a blanket,
while the dead roll over,
and we drink wine
you press your lips to mine.

don't wink at me unless you would in real life,
i don't find it clever or witty, don't expect a reply if you do, i'm worth more than a wink, more than a blink, and more than you think.
So, how do you summarize yourself exactly? How can one person get the gist of another by a mere couple of paragraphs? I have immense depth, I find my sense of humor amusing, I think it's the little things in life that count, I'm messy, I like to write poetry and anything in general, but find it difficult to write about myself. I never really know exactly what to say. I've never tried to use a dating site, but why not give this a try? I love myself and I'd like to find someone else who will as well....
What I Love:
writing
dancing
figuring you out
the thrill of the chase, from here to homebase
captivating hide and seek
exploration of the mind, through various mediums
warm days on the beach
cold days spent watching goofy 80s movies drinking eggnog and brandy
when you cruise under yellow lights, kissing the roof of the car with your hand.
and so on and so forth.....
What I Don't Love:
pushy people who take things for granted, like my kindness and time
TRAFFIC!
dull and conventional people who don't think outside the box, EVER
stressy days, in a daze
there's more i'm sure,
but why dwell on the bad things in life when you can savor the good things? i say YUM!

Lets see , single for 3 yrs now,came here from Jersey
I work nights , dont get out much , but what ive seen out
there i realy dont mind that much,lol I am on a pool league, I have a great sense of humor im told,
i like to cook & bake , my kids mean everything to me
there in jersey but we talk often ,I have high moreals ,
respect and expect same , love to cuddle, dance ,listen no not u , I
listen when u have somthing to say! Lol ,Any questions just ask,
you might not like the answer but im to old to start bull well u get the ideal now,

This reminds me of when my manager asked me to do a self evaluation; needless to say I was able to do anything but walk on water, and was working on that. Actually, I'm just a laid back guy that enjoys the beach, river, anything on or near the water. I retired early however economic forces convince me to get back in the workforce. In all reality idle minds are the devil's workshop so I am better off working but certainly do enjoy vacations. After being married for 26 years and going thru a nasty divorce I am not even close to wanting a serious relationship at this point, baby steps are fine with me, I hope you feel the same .

hi

I am living in Cape Canaveral soaking up the sun and looking for a woman for fun

I am here mainly for the tests. I had taken a test to begin with on this site thinking it was just a test type site and was shocked it was a dating type of site. But its all good. friends is ok.

Right now I am impatiently waiting for imurders to come out. I included a link I hope it posts.

NEW! Official iMurders Trailer

I love watching horror moviesacademy award winning moviestear jerker moviesand I love buttered popcorn and gummy bears

I'm a big dude, more to love I guess they say. I love movies, music, comics, books, yada yada. Unfortunately it's never led to something big so I'm just cruising through life at some joe job right now.

Self-employed, home owner who would like the company of a real gentleman. Looking for that needle in the hay stack. Looking to make a spiritual connection that would be unique. I am metaphysical. I prefer holistic medicine, organic products, and the power of thought. I believe we are all one. Meditation and yoga are priorities. I am a 2nd degree Reiki practitioner. I am an avid swimmer. Love the outdoors. biking, walking, hiking, in-line skating; beach and boating. I enjoy good music including pop, jazz, latin, blues, rock, classical, blue grass and country. I love to dance when the moment strikes. I enjoy stand-up comedians, theatre, operas, museums and art galleries. Not big on fund raisers or theme parks... too many people. I am artistic in many ways. love to cook. Travel is good; I have a passport. I actually enjoy planes, and airports. I find them exciting. And even though I'm not big on crowds, I love roller coasters.
I hope to spend time with a mate doing all sorts of cool stuff like going to musical events, movies, hiking, swimming, snorkeling, giving each other massage and much more. I hope to explore other things such as Tantra Yoga and drum circles.
That about covers it. My life is never dull or boring. I seek out adventure, and consider myself a planner, but spontaneity is something that is welcomed.

Myself....it has always been hard to talk about me. I care more about others than I do myself. I moved down to Florida about 4yrs ago from Ohio and absolutly love it. I love to walk down to the beach at night just to sit and think. I love to laugh and have a good time. I have a great sense of humor and am very sarcastic. My daughter has been my life for 11yrs now and always will be, but now I need to focus a little more and me. That is what I have been doing since I turned 30. Growing up I always thought that 30 was old. Now I think of it as a new beginning for me. I don't have a problem meeting people...its the keeping them thats the problem. I like my job most days and its real close to home. Ya can't beat that!

I am a happy mature guy who leads a somewhat full life. I'm retired and live alone. I'm an honest person and expect the same with whomever I'm with. I've been divorced for over 12 years now. I've gotten used to this way of life but surely do miss the communication, shareing, fun, respect and honesty that comes with a relationship of any worth.
I am sports oriented - love to watch sports either in person or on TV. I'm an active golfer and play quite a bit each week. I'd love to have a partner that likes golf as well - even if it meant to help teach them the game. I like boating/fishing, swimming, long walks on the beach (it's only 3 blocks away from my back door).
I try to keep a clean home, like to keep busy in the yard (including keeping up with a garden (mostly veggies). I like to work with wood - building things - refinishing wood products - creating something nice out of something that had little worth to others.
I am a romantic kind of person and enjoy a good conversation. I am passionate and thoughtful to a fault. Being happy is the most important thing to me in a relationship (with honesty and curtesy).

I'm christian, nice and spontaneus woman, be polite, cheerful, loving and lovely, but I'm not woman for one moment, I want a serious relationship for long term.
I'm happy and I want to keep been happy.
I like to share with friends...but sometimes I love to be relax watching a movie...

I am new to the area and trying to meet some cool people to hangout with. I like doing just about whatever. I like watching movies, going out, playing pool, drinking beer, video games, going to concerts I guess I am your typical college student.

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I'm pretty smart. I have a good scene of humor. I'm somewhat quiet, but other times not. My brain seems to have lots of random thoughts at times. When I'm bored I retreat into my mind and think. I'm interested in everything. I like cars. I enjoy drifting my car on racetracks. I like going fishing and being out doors in nature. I can have a good time doing pretty much anything.

I hate writing these things really do people even read them and if so they are just going to ask you about it anyways what do you like to do or what are your hobbies anyways if you paid any attention you would know so im not gonna tell you any thing unless you ask. Ok I'm not really a bitch, i enjoy most things swimming , dancing, reading, just to name a few. I dont have much time to meet new people I work to jobs. most of my friends would say i'm loud and out going.

my real name is christopher wood, but i go by chris.in my life i have to be doing something active. i can't just be sitting at my house doing nothing. as you can see im an out going person. i have my chefs license, and i am CPR certified. i am looking for someone who can keep up with me, and who is also active, loving, and be also be there for a possible future family.

I am 20 years old and am sorta playing around with this online thing. I love to just be me. I work and hang out. I'm pretty much up for just about anything. But I do draw the line at drugs and stuff. Never done it never will. I love my family and friends very much. So hit me up

I have lived 6946 days.
I blow out my candles every year on November 6th. I am a hopless romantic with no one to love. My friends are my everything. With out them I wouldn't be where I am now. I live for the now. The past is in the past and that is where it belongs. I love people who can make me laugh. But I also love someone that can sit down and have a three hour long conversation with me about absoultely nothing. I want someone that would love to go out and have random adventures and wouldn't mind if we get lost. But they also wouldn't mind staying home and laying in bed all day watching movies. I want someone who knows where they are going in life and they aren't afraid to take me with them. Someone who doesn't care what other people think. Someone intellegent, someone funn, sarcastic, good listener, good talker. Someone kinda like me. Some one that completes me. My other half if you will. If I can find that my life will not quite be complete but I will be content. Oh and one more thing.
My name is Jenn

- I am 6'3''
- I have greenish-blue eyes
- Everyday I break the first 2 rules of Fight Club
- Paris Hilton does nothing but take up good space and breathe good air
- Most of my "Facts" are complete lies
- I use Photoshop everyday
- Most of my towels are for random Holiday Inn's and a Super 8 in Houston, TX
- I once went on a roller coaster ride with hulk hogan and his kids
- I have dark red hair
- All of my "Facts" are 100% the truth
- Inside every abandoned refrigerator is a magical world
- The world is full of morons and they are multiplying daily
- I love really good food
- I collect Canadian Quarters
- I am a huge Green Bay Packers fan
- There is more then one way to spell every word
- I have a dog that is the best (a lot better then your far less superior dog I can guarantee, lol)
- I have visited at least 24 different countries
- If it contains the word "Burrito" it isn't breakfast

I am retired military, have been aroung the world, a lotta time in Asia (man it was like the early seventies, don't ask me what i memba), some time in Europe (these people know how to drink), the U.K. (man these people drink) and the Middle East (dry,dry,dry), the Pacific Islands (party naked), Australia (what a party) and Greenland (brrrrrrrrrrrr). Experienced a mind expanding tour in Vietnam, an overly dry sauna during Desert Storm and mad people in Somalia. I love to go exploring and experience new places. foods. people and life. I ride a HARLEY DAVIDSON 06 ROADKING CUSTOM (almost my primary transportation). I am a very simple man with a strong desire to live life to it's fullest. My greatest quest is for the perfect journey, as all Harley riders say, "IT'S NOT THE DESTINATION, IT'S THE JOURNEY TO GET THERE." Think about it! What a wonderful, exciting concept of life.

Under Construction.

First off, I definitely fall under the category of "broke college student". I have a job, but limited money. I live in Brevard
County which is probably the worst place for me to live cause there is seriously nothing to do here...seriously! I seldom spend any time at home just because i dont ever want to be there. I like to be out doing something 80% of the time. I love my friends just cause they are way funnier than me and thats good cause laughing is my weakness. I will be your friend in an instant if you cause make me piss my pants with laughter. Im get excited for adventures. I have, for the most part, lived in the same town all of my life and im thinking change is bound to happen soon. I'm easily entertained. I think walking a bridge at night is fun...just because that is pretty much all brevard county has to offer.

oh and I DO know the way to Candy Mountain!

Attractive, active male seeking a woman to connect with on a number of levels. Looking for a friend to chat, flirt and get to know online. Im looking for someone that is looking for the same. Im not all about looks when it comes to women. I'm more about what a woman is like on the inside but a pretty smile doesn't hurt.

Thanks for looking at my profile but I have just started seeing someone. Wish you the best of luck!

Im a Mac(PC at work grumble grumble). =) Ideas are my drug of choice. The ability to create and learn are the reason I get up in the morning. Although I would like morning a lot better if it started at 10. I have the motto: Live Deliberately. My symbol of that this year has been my hair and it has changed color something like 9 different times and a number of styles.. Just think of it like having a new girlfriend ever few weeks=) Health is my passion, profession, and ministry(I work for a ministry and am the Health and Temperance leader for my church). I help people lose wt, lower cholesterol, lower BP, reverse diabetes, and on occasion avoid a bypass surgery. Love it! I truly have a deep desire to make this world a better place specifically though avenues of health. I have more goals in life than scored by any hockey team, any season. I dont actually follow hockey although hockey games are fun to attend. I am more of an NFL fan (Vikings) A current goals I am working on is to get to all the continents before I hit 30. (3 more to go!)

You know if you really think about it "Demolition Man" is as good as anything from Mccarthy, Faulkner or Pynchon

"Your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are feint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd commited with no qualm as if they were irresistable. You fear blood more and more. Blood and time." - Paul Valéry

Wow, I'm supposed to summarize myself in a little box with a 100 character minimum? I kinda feel sorry for the person out there who can do it in just 100. Um...
Great, now I'm on the spot and cant think of anything. Ok, I'm a pretty down to earth guy with my head in the clouds... So I guess that means I'm a conflicted guy. I like to think I have a great sense of humor, maybe you'll disagree but I also enjoy debates so We'll have fun either way.

I can be a homebody or a kid at heart at a theme park, party or anywhere there is fun and excitement going on. It is all in the mood :) I Love my new found Sweetheart, I love my Daughter, friends and I LOVE attention, but don't like to be the center of attention. I enjoy giving attention as well. I am a romantic at times or if I have to be I am down to earth. Again it's all in the mood. I can be complex or simple, but ultimately I just want to be with someone who will let me be myself and not try to control who I am. I am over that. I don't play games. If I like you I will tell you. I really am drawn to a Secure man with a heart.

I have found the most wonderful man on OkCupid so at this time I am just looking for friends. Don't give up hope to find someone special because I did. Life is Good.
****UPDATE*****

I have found a wonderful man on OkCupid and am Very Happy. I have no interest in looking any farther. My new man is the most amazing person I have ever met and I have no intention on ever letting him go :)

I am looking for a discreet lady to enjoy time with during the daytime. This is a NSA relationship, just want to give and receive pleasure

my name is ryan justed moved up here from westpalm cause its alot more relaxed up here i work for dishnetwork for now as an installer,i work from 6 to 6 every day when im not working im out fishing or skimboarding at the beach i also take my 4 wheeler out as much as i can i love going out and meeting new people im very social and all i know how to do is have fun and keep every one laughing if you want to know more just drop me a line and ill get back to you

So, I've read a lot of profiles on here and they all seem to be the same. I started writing my profile and it sounded the same way, just like all the others... and I figured that most women on here see 100's of these similar profiles, but how do you know which ones are the good guys? How do you tell the douchebags from the gentlemen? So instead of making a profile like everyone else, I decided to write something that might help, something useful and hopefully I'll get a few laughs as well ;-)

How to spot a douchebag (profile pic or in person): PSA

1) Tight shirts are a dead give away... I'm not talking fitted shirts, that's ok, but if the t-shirt looks like he took it from his 10 year old brother you should turn and run... quickly

2) Any guy with his shirt off in-front of a mirror. I'll let it slide if they're on the beach playing vball or something like that, but a self portrait showing off their abs is complete douchebag.

3) Guys who chest bump in bars and clubs. While this is fine out on the field, it takes on new meaning when done inside at a non-sporting event...

4) White hats, especially when worn backwards... I don't know why, the white hat just seems to attract douchebags.

5) I would say popped collars, but no one does that anymore... However, if you see one take that as a red flag for douchebaggery.

This is all I have for now, more to come later... Now, I can't say that any one of these qualities automatically means a guy is a douchebag, what I can say is that if he has one or more it's a good possibility! All in good fun ;-)

I'm a single mother of a 15yr old son. I like to dance, hang out with my friends, movies, softball, nascar racing, fishing, shooting pool, bowling. Very outgoing person live life to it's fullest.

On December 11, 2008 my baby sister had a little girl her name is Miss Abby, she's my pride and joy. It's hard to believe how fast kids grow up. I can remember just yesterday my son being a baby.

I'm looking for a someone special for a relationship. Someone who can look past the outside and whats in the heart.

Only the good die young baby and I've got heart so lets get down like Tony Montana fill your lungs with smoke and drink like a fish if that gets your fruit loops rockin'. Live, Love, and Die hard 'cause all we got is time. Blow your paycheck on one good saturday night, drive your car like you stole it (or let me!) and treat your girl like she's the only one around. Inevitable death is your only option so meditate on it daily. Fight like you've got nothing to live for even if you feel like your on top of the world, and you are baby, you are. Don't forget that because life is good, no matter how bad it is, and you are the only person that's going to make you happy.
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I would love to find someone that enjoys the simple things like laying out and looking at the night sky, or playing in the rain, someone to wrap my arms around on a cold night and wake up next to in the morning (way too optimistic, no?) I'm not really interested in a relationship right now, I was kidding. I'm tired of short relationships and people that don't know what they want. I'm over it. I just want to find some good friends that don't surround themselves with dramatic b/s and like to party. I am confident in almost everthing that I do and if your someone that's going to get upset and argue over petty things don't bother me.

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Whats up? Buengiorno? Come va? my name is Don Alejandro de la Vega...just playing, the name is Alex. I am the type of person who wants to meet new people but also wants to meet someone who can keep a good conversation going, is energetic, outgoing, intelligent and happy with who they are. I enjoy sports, basketball and football mainly, lately I will admit to taking an interest in soccer. I love learning and talking about history and science, both always seem to make for a great conversation. I enjoy cracking jokes and making people laugh. I could go on forever but I would prefer someone to learn for themselves and be the judge... alla prossima..

When I first talk to someone I usually act pretty shy at first (especially with women) but once I get to know you I can be a non stop jokester. But I can be quite serious too if the conversation goes in that direction, I don't mind having an intelligent debate every once in a while.

My name is Heather, and i'm 23. I graduated from nursing school in 2008, and I'm currently working as a registered nurse. The past few years I was more focused on school and getting my degree so I'm just now getting out on my own. I'm not into to the whole night-club/party seen, don't get me wrong I like to go out every now and then, but I can be content just staying in and watching a movie. I'm just looking for someone who at least has an idea of what they want out of life. I love kids, and can't wait to have a family of my own (but don't let that scare you:). I can be shy at first, but I loosen up once I get to know you. If you wanna know more then just ask.

Hey ladies, what's up! My name is Kendale Young. I love to chill and have fun. I am a very interesting person to get to know, and very spontaneous at times! I got a pretty good sense of humor. I really do not do clubs that much. I prefer hanging out at sports bars. I love to play pool. love mixed drinks. Rum and coke the best.

I love the beach. Love surfing. I like to drive fast. I enjoy movies. I like to be adventous. Try anything at least once.I don't want the drama. Just enjoying someone's company is what i'm looking for. Maybe it will be something more, who knows. I work for what I want. I enjoy nights on the town and nights at home. I like to workout. I love my car. I like to work on my car, trying to get better. I enjoy dressing up and being girly, or wearing pjs and getting comfy.

I recently graduated from FSU, but I am back in school working on my 2nd degree. I plan on eventually getting my PsyD. I am a bit of a nerd, but I hide it well.

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my name is jeremy and im pretty laid back like to chill with the friends and go do about anything 4 fun so yea hit me up sometime

Well, I suppose the first thing you need to know is that I've been going through a lot of changes in my life lately. I'm currently switching schools, switching relationships, switching houses, switching my lifestyle, switching the way i look and feel about myself and pretty much switching things up...and I'm loving every second of it.

Hi! I am Brittani, with an "I", and I'm pretty complicated. I have some pretty set morals, but I don't like living by all the rules. I like anything disney, and mature, adult conversations. I love to be alone but hate to be lonely. I love to feel alive. I am really clumsy, so people call me Grace. I have a lot of trouble making choices, I guess sometimes both roads you can take have so many options. I tend to be pretty positive, because life's not about all the negative things. I'm the type of girl that pays attention to song lyrics, and books with opinions. I high-light statements I like, and write ones I love. I live for the little wonders in life, but try and look at the big picture too. I wish on 11:11Pm., but not Am. and I believe in a happily ever after just like Cinderella said. I can be really cool- but I have a million and one moods, so you learn to live with me. Please don't try to figure me out, I'm a girl.
Make me smile, and life is beautiful.

I love life. Each day, in fact, is something to laugh, cry, dance, scream, and jump around about. I'd like to meet someone who feels the same.

I have had a wonderful life so far. Have 3 beautiful daughters. 4 grandchildren and 3 great grandaughters.
Was married for 41 years and one day we realized that we had grown apart. We are friends and she is re-married. As for me I have a wonderful girl named Tess and she is a mini Daschund..and just a lovely little girl.
I retired lat year, and it took a bit of getting used to, and to live on a new budget. Have a modest but nice home in a secure neighborhood. The city I live in is called Rockledge. FL.
Living alone has some benefits at times but...there are so many times and activities that need to be shared with someone else, even just going to the mall. So in some ways I am not sure what I am looking for or who.
More background : Lived in Peru / Australia / New Zealand / Washington Dc /
Canada / Arlington VA / and lastly Florida.
My three girls did inherit my humor as diplayed this Christmas.
So in closing...I am a good person with a good sense of humor...fairly smart
with no secret evils ( that I know)

ok I'm not very good at this but I'll give it a try.. I love spending time with my friends, out at the pool hall, bar for trivia night, or out on my boat on weekends. I'm a very active person I seem to find something to keep me busy all the time but I'm looking for some one to share some great times with. I'm a single dad. That said there are some things that I'm looking for.. I need a stable person that has a job and can pay there own bills. I bust my butt to take care of myself and my girl and I don't need to support someone else. If this is not you please don't waste my time! I don't mean to sound rude, I like to go on nice dates and buy drinks but I don't want someone who expects me to support them!